Identity Crisis

So I go to a pretty common grocery store that is close to my apartment and I use my Tom Thumb card that gives me little discounts on each item I buy.

Well I've noticed, that everytime I give it to them, they swipe it, I get the discount and carry out my transaction and they always, always say,
"Thank you Ms. Swisher, have a good day."

...How nice of them, except my name ISN'T "Amy Swisher" as it says on my receipt.

So I'm thinking, the card must be assigned to an Amy Swisher because it only happens there and it's always her name.

hmmm, I wonder who this Amy Swisher person is?

I haven't come clean about it to the store because it's sort of fun being someone else while I grocery shop.
Brings a little mystery and excitement into my simple little life.

:-p